PORNY TEXT POSTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE
For some reason, on March 21, 2008, people wanted to "strike" on LJ. I can't remember why. What I can remember is that I spent the day sending porny text messages from work. Short and sweet, and hugely hilarious to do. And a couple of them spurred bigger fics from friends. All in all: a good day! (See here for links and other commentfic.)Remus/Sirius, fluff
When Remus & Sirius make love, magic gets jealous.
Remus/Sirius, exhibitionism
The ghosts avoid the nook on the sixth floor because they're sick of catching Remus giving Sirius a blowjob.
Teddy/Victoire & Teddy/James, bisexuality
Teddy really liked Victoire's epic tits, but he liked James's hard cock even more.
Severus/Lily, het
Severus didn't mind when he lost his shirt to the exploding potion, since Lily lost hers, too, and she let him clean her up. With his tongue.
Remus/Regulus/Sirius, incest
Sirius hadn't realised that Remus's idea of making him apologise would involve being fucked by him while Reg sucked him off.
Remus/Sirius, chan
The first time was in the Shack, after the moon. A handjob to help calm Moony. 13-year-old Sirius had some surprising thoughts on comforting his mates.
James/Sirius, chocolate frogs
James liked to share his chocolate frogs with Sirius, cuz the melted stuff got everywhere, but Sirius was quite happy to find every last drop. With his tongue.
Ginny/Luna, femslash & adultery
Ginny was glad she kept in touch with Luna after school ended. Luna's touch on her pussy always left her wet and ready when Harry wanted to try for another baby.
Albus/Gellart, bondage
He knows Gellart doesn't love him, but when Albus is tied up in Gellart's magical bonds and begging to come, he really doesn't care.